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kediprospektusu:

bunjywunjy:

shieldposts:

penny-anna:

rubyleaf:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

One of my fav things about Gandalf is, he can & canonically does Full Name hobbits when he’s angry like he’s their mum or something

important follow up Qs:

1) does it frustrate Gandalf that he can’t do this to Bilbo & Frodo with the same impact bcos they don’t have nicknames

2) does he do it to non hobbits

Gandalf, in the distance: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN

Aragorn: oh shit I’m in trouble

May I also bring up the scene in The Two Towers where Legolas sees eyes in the woods and starts riding back, and Gandalf calls him back with a “STAY, LEGOLAS GREENLEAF!”

He really does it to non-hobbits too. He’s canonically done it to an elf.

I completely forgot that & thank you for confirming it’s canon

The more ‘son of’s he adds, the angrier he is

“LEGOLAS GREENLEAF, YOU SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND LEAVE THOSE TREES ALONE OR SO HELP ME”

slightmayhem:

attentiondeficitstarscream:

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

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kaedien:

spillybun:

spillybun:

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

have a great day. or else.

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kawaiistomp:

Strawberry Chocolate ‘Baby Skulls’ ~ (credit)

(please do not delete the credit)

xxx-justyourlocaltrashcan-xxx:

❤️☠️🖤

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19-magpies-in-a-trenchcoat:

I made this for my own use, because I needed to track my energy levels, but other people might find it helpful.

It might need some changes to be useful to more people, so if anyone can think of improvements I could make, let me know!

Also, I’m having trouble typing an image description on my phone so if someone could help out with that I’d be grateful.

@spoonhacks

@spoonie-life-hacks

plushviscera:

mediokurrr:

umbronydraws:

you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅

erotetica:

catchymemes:

I only drink free-range, organic water

Not to be dramatic but how fucking dare this have no sound

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canibalistic-brownie:

the-middle-eastern-feminist:

White supremacy.

There’s so much to get angry about in the Jeffrey Epstein sexual molestation horror. Where do you start?

Hundreds of girls abused. Only 13 months in jail.

miamiherald

Outrage After Man Gets 90 Days For Sexual Assault Of 5-Year-Old Girl

Lyle Burgess, 79, may serve his 90-day sentence under house arrest and isn’t required to register as a sex offender.

HuffPost

Officer who forced handcuffed woman he was taking home from hospital into sex gets 90 days

The Colorado police officer forced the woman to have sex with him on the front of his patrol car and was convicted of unlawful sexual contac

Newsweek

Why Cyntoia Brown, who is spending life in prison for murder, is all over social media

The woman was convicted of murder in 2006, but years later, her story is garnering the attention of celebrities and activists.

CNN

I had never heard of some of these, so here’s articles on each one. It’s really fucked up reading these.